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stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

stonedbabygirl:

current goals so i put them on my wall

Like so many other nerdy, disaffected young people of that time, I dreamed of becoming an ‘artist’, i.e., somebody whose adult job was original and creative instead of tedious and dronelike.
David Foster Wallace; The Pale King (via wordpainting)
if countries were students
  • Australia:

    The class clown who makes everyone laugh

  • America:

    The jock who loves themselves and everyone secretly hates

  • Canada:

    The nice person who offers to show you around on your first day

  • England:

    The hot boy everybody wants to bang because he's a gentlemen

  • New Zealand:

    Australia's little brother who is the only one who thinks Australia sucks

  • The Netherlands:

    That high kid in the back that everyone just ignores

  • France:

    The romantic playboy who hangs around England too much

  • China:

    The overly smart kid who puts his hand up for every question

  • Russia:

    The scary large kid that nobody talks to because they'll probably get stabbed

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

fappuclno:

boutta take the ride of my life

dulect:

if your teenage years are meant for experimenting with relationships i’m fucked

thatfunnyblog:

Freshmint

thatfunnyblog:

Freshmint

50shadesofwinchester:

plushestrumpest:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED




DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

WO WEARS A BRA TO BED THATS HELLA UNCOMFORTABLE

BUT DID YOU GUYS GET COFFEE?!

50shadesofwinchester:

plushestrumpest:

otterlybesotted:

beautifulgodzilla:

beautifulgodzilla:

THIS TOOK A FAR DIFFERENT TURN THEN I EXPECTED

DUDE THIS IS ADORABLE

WO WEARS A BRA TO BED THATS HELLA UNCOMFORTABLE

BUT DID YOU GUYS GET COFFEE?!

Introverts, man. We’re weird sometimes. Like, “I love you, but I need to go over here by myself right now.”

thecogirl:

ethicfail:

Nature; No Photoshop required.

1. Lenticular Clouds
2. Anvil Clouds
3. Cirrus Kelvin-Helmholtz Clouds
4. Fallstreak Hole
5. Mammatus Clouds
6. Polar Stratospheric Cloud
7. Roll Cloud
8. Undulatus Asperatus
9. Mammatus Clouds
10. Undulatus Asperatus

Cool!!!

marthajefferson:

j-uuzous:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.
The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”
So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.
There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.

marthajefferson:

j-uuzous:

Casual reminder that in one of Leonardo da Vinci’s many notebooks containing innumerable artistic and scientific sketches and notes of incomprehensible important, there is a sketch of two penises with legs and tails walking towards a crudely drawn anus.

The sketch was most likely done by Leonardo’s apprentice Salai, who was not only very likely one of Leonardo’s lovers, but who was also infamously mischievous. Better yet, the anus is literally labeled “Salai.”

So either Salai drew these while Leonardo wasn’t looking just to annoy his boyfriend, or Leonardo himself put actual time and energy into drawing these. Either way, the human race is truly blessed to have made such a discovery.

There are dick drawings like the ones you see on desks in school in Leonardo da Vinci’s notebooks. Please cherish this information.